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Be good, darlings, and for heaven's sake eat even better!



Spaz, be careful, don't overdo it!


I owe my magnificence to good genes, tuna and plenty of rest.

mmm tuna...


Canada's top cat model

Here's Meal Ticket NOT attending to me. That mutt is annoying, by the way, and gets too much attention.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

"Meal Ticket, why are you fuzzy?"

"I'm not a top cat model like you. Anyway it's a decent photo & almost all decent photos of me turn out fuzzy."

"Or maybe it's decent BECAUSE it's fuzzy?"

"Spaz! be nice... Anyway, what's new in your life? Tell all!"

"Hmm. hm. Well I quite enjoyed my breakfast today, it was Friskies whitefish and tuna, and you mixed in that juicy plain tuna too and the combo was, as usual, deeeelicious, ooh I can taste it now. Breathtaking, really. The flavours blended in a wonderful way, just as tasty as the salmon and tuna blend, I must say. Er, stop me if you've heard this before...?"

"Stop. Please."

"Point taken. What time's dinner?"

"??!"

"!!"

More goodlooking cats! I bet they like tuna too ~ but they'd better wait their turn...

Fat Spazzy FAQ:

Q: What would you be if you weren't a cat?
A: Hmm. If I couldn't be a cat I'd like to be a human being owned by a cat

Q: What is your favourite era in vintage clothing?
Q: The 1380's designs were nice. hehe

Q: Hmm. Do you have a favourite season of the year?
A: They're all great for sleeping through *yawn*

Q: What about your favourite movie star?
A: ...

Q: ?
A: ...

Q: Spaz, are you asleep?
A:...zzzz....

~ ~ SPAZ'S FAVOURITE QUOTES ~ ~

There are no ordinary cats ~ Colette

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little they become its visible soul
~ Jean Cocteau ~

A wee pantry weel fill'd, a wee litterbox weel till'd, a wee Meal Ticket weel will'd, will mak a happy cat
~ old Scottish proverb & Spaz ~

A nap is never finished, only abandoned - Paul Valery & Spaz

Half this life is ninety percent sleep - Yogi Berra & Spaz

The smallest feline is a masterpiece ~ Leonard Da Vinci

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting your tuna, and the other is getting it
~ Oscar Wilde & Spaz ~ (but she doesn't really get this one)

Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?
~Louis J. Camuti, DVM ~

Cats know how to obtain food without labour, shelter without confinement, and love without penalty
~ W.L. Georg ~

It's not the size of the cat in the fight, it's the size of the tuna in the cat
~ Mark Twain and Spaz ~

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a bowl of tuna. The other is as though everything is a bowl of tuna
~ Albert Einstein & Spaz ~

Never mistake motion for action - Ernest Hemingway

Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own
~ John Dingman ~





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